Hailing from Fairfax, VA, Smiley rides into battle on his majestic gray box-o-matron gameboy to soothe the souls of the many who have fought for his cause. With his mighty powers of his Miyamoto magic, he attacks his enemies with shining strings of deadly, yet beautiful, musical lances. As the smoke clears and the music begins to fade away, everyone stands in awe and shock. They can't believe the site they have just seen. He mounts is grey bricks and leaves them with a message that stick to them for eternity before he flies off into the sun lit sky. "Fuck you". And this is how the world was created. Suck it creationists!